THE SPAMMER'S DOWNFALL: THE SPAMMER'S LAMENT

I used to be top dog, you know? Sending out mountains of spam every day, racking up those opens. People would get hooked on my sleazy schemes. But now? Now I'm just a failed spammer, getting filtered by those pesky blacklists. My inbox is a wasteland. My once-booming empire has crumbled. The pleasures of a successful spam campaign are just a night